Emeritus

 

 

 

The velvety song of my inner soul

weighs down the sunset of my eternal

thoughts, and

 

 

Oh, give me a fuckin' break.

Again.

 

 

uhh...Ahh, the radiant flowers of my heart

are blossoming into the fields of my

inner

 

 

PLEASE!  Leave the fuckin' flowers alone!

Again!

 

 

.…..Right, OK, My beautiful angel!  How you shimmer

in the light of first dawn, and

 

 

FUCK!  GEEZ!  Where do you pull this shit up from?

*sigh*  Please, try to lay back a little.

Look, the best way to communicate is to

be honest and straight forward.  Say what is

on your mind, without all of that added

cholesterol, OK?

 

 

......um...OK......uh..……I need more toilet paper…

 

 

GREAT!  THAT'S IT!  YES!  Keep going!

 

 

…….um.......for to wipe my butt with.

 

 

BRILLIANT!  YEEESSSSS!  Now you're speaking honestly!  KEEP GOING!

 

 

..uh....and when I'm through…..uhhh…..the soft,

velvety cheeks of my buttocks will stir you

with their vibrant........being!

.....um...yeah, with their vibrant…...being?........*sigh*....

 

 

 

OK, OK, not bad, you had it then you lost it.

But it felt great to glimpse the other side, eh?

 

 

 

 

01/14/02